One nice thing about the constant face-wiping, ass-dripping, pants-dropping, extreme humidity I am feeling here in Buenos Aires is that body lotion and chapstick are virtually remnants of the past. Here's to one more thing I won't have to spend my low funds on. And EAT IT, ever-corporate 1984-status watchful-eye-on-the-world evil American company Victoria's Secret! In Argentina, your entire beauty line is out of business. But too bad for Burt's Bees. I actually like him.